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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Scientists find that major Earth systems are on the verge of total collapse - Earth.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is America so fucked up?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

What are some sad truths about life?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is Capcut best for video editing to learn?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Your Android phone just got a major feature upgrade for free - including these Pixel models - ZDNET

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Your Brain Has a Hidden Rhythm, And It May Reveal How Smart You Are - ScienceAlert

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

NHS first in world to roll out ‘revolutionary’ blood test for cancer patients - NHS England

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Testosterone heightens men’s sensitivity to social feedback and reshapes self-esteem - PsyPost

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Do singers use Autotune when performing live? If so, why is it not noticeable on TV shows and other live performances?

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Stock futures are little changed as investors await details on U.S.-China trade policy: Live updates - CNBC

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

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