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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:42

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Scientists find that major Earth systems are on the verge of total collapse - Earth.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
What are some sad truths about life?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is Capcut best for video editing to learn?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Your Android phone just got a major feature upgrade for free - including these Pixel models - ZDNET
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Your Brain Has a Hidden Rhythm, And It May Reveal How Smart You Are - ScienceAlert
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
NHS first in world to roll out ‘revolutionary’ blood test for cancer patients - NHS England
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Testosterone heightens men’s sensitivity to social feedback and reshapes self-esteem - PsyPost
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance